I have never heard of Jody Moore before now and I still don’t know who the fuck she is other than I can say with some validity after watching this that she is without a doubt one of the dumbest bimbos in the Universe and I’m sure that she would be hard pressed to explain the difference between juicy-fruit non-bubble bubblegum and hubba-bubba bubblegum. Sure the premise of having a purpose for existing beats the hell out of having no purpose, but sex and orgasms as a purpose isn’t something that people need to be talked into. That’s like trying to make a cult of five year olds who believe that candy tastes good and Santa is cool.

Stories do not belong in porn…this includes short stories, or any other dramatic montage to prove a point…the only point that porn movies need to prove is the point that we all already know…sex rocks! Stories when they do appear in porn especially do not need to waste my time that could be spent jacking my meat with introductions and narrations. Yet Jody Moore Explains The Universe insists on doing this over and over, interspersing the movie with only mediocre sex and actresses who at times look like they’re not even there…maybe their minds are busy trying to figure out whose bedpost they left their chewing gum on last night.

Overall Jody Moore Explains The Universe is a total waste of time and maybe after this Jody Moore chick gets her head out of her ass she can explain Uranus.

Zero cocks-up for Jody Moore Explains The Universe.

Why does the current generation have the hottest milf’s in the history of humanity ? MILFVixen.com has the answer…

Youthful studs like this and the slut factor of today’s milf’s guarantee these sluts a workout like they can get no other way.

Although this PinkandPerfect.com slut is pink and perfect in so many ways…for those solo times when she’s getting off, there’s one thing she’s lacking and hopefully one day she will get the e-mail spam that enables women to get what they need…

Something like this: “Are you tired of your short fingers not making it as deep as you want them to? Do you wish you could add an extra inch or two onto your finger size?!”…and so on.

Y’know one of the cool things about FuckHerRight.com? They don’t fuck you around…

Usually I see a shot like this at another site, and it’s like ‘How do I know this slut is being fucked right?’ I mean the cock could be so far in her that it’s coming out her mouth and she’s definitely being fucked right, or it could be only the head in her and some loser with a four inch cock…at FuckHerRight.com they guarantee that they have the beef and the sluts are being fucked right.

This is the thing about these cartoons made by the French…they just continue to show how gay French men are…well, cartoons like this and the French poodle.

Now I don’t know about you, but unless you’re a fag if there’s some hot chick picking up apples with her pussy next to you…you don’t bury your face to bob for apples, you bob your cock in front of her face and give her something to cling to with her other lips.

When chicks like this horny teen slut are just starting to explore their bodies and learn what turns them on and feels good they often need props to help them out, and they don’t usually own any sextoys yet, so they have to use whatever happens to be lying around…

This delightful teen babe knows a good stand-in when she sees it…it’s long, it’s thick, it’s curvy.. it just happens to be yellow is all.. then again, maybe she’s secretly a Simpsons fan indulging in some twisted fantasy about fucking Homer J…

Whatever her reasons may be, it’s totally fucking hot to watch this teen slut working her tight wet pussy deep and hard with everyone’s favorite phallic fruit.

One of the greatest writers, pioneers and producers of all time who helped forge television viewing into what we have today as well as breaking many of the barriers of the times he lived in was Stirling Silliphant who created the edgy 60’s TV adventure drama Route 66…that famous Inter-America epic highway that is immortalized through song, film and the many many people who travelled it just to say they could. I bet Stirling wishes he could’ve lived long enough to have made this movie and broken some more barriers with this version of a trip down Route 66.

The heat factor is a constant in Pleasure Highway whether it’s the hotness of the babes or the heat pounding on them as they get pounded. But the variety of shapes and actions guarantee something for everyone. The first scene has some of the sweetest big natural tits you’ve ever seen as the chick gets thoroughly pounded in a super hot outdoor scene followed by some hot chick-on-chick action where for the viewer who prefers a little less meat on the breasts gets treated to some lithe lean lesbian licking.

The heat and intensity keep up for the rest of the movie with a steady temperature that will blow your load as well as some awesome scenery while you recharge for a second session.

Four cocks-up for Pleasure Highway.

Everybody hates getting up in the morning and starting their day, whether it’s for work or school or just the fact that they have to get up…

MILFVixen.com knows what all fraternities should invest in…house milf’s; that’s right, milf’s who are there to make sure everybody’s day starts with a lay.

PinkandPerfect.com model Betty not only has a bodacious body and a super slutty attitude, but she also shows here that she’s a big time Elton John fan…

Cos there she is…B-B-B-Betty and the Jets!!!

After all, wouldn’t this make the most excellent invitation to an orgy or virgin sacrifice that you can possibly imagine?

The Beach Boys, The Who, Buddy Holly and many others say that there ain’t no cure for the summertime blues, but that’s because back in their day Summer Bash had not been made yet. If it had been though I’m sure it would have at least inspired another couple of albums from the Beach Boys. A summer party like this is definitely a way to get rid of any blues except for the inevitable morning after ones (which at least served to tell you that you had a hell of a fine time).

Picture a swanky stylish home with all the luxuries you can imagine for recreational purposes filled for full on party purposes with some of the hottest sluttiest milfs in this fucking business and some of the most virile cock that they could hope for for their enjoyment and all the heat that this formula produces and you know you have something that will sizzle your screen. Definitely better than watching the parties on Big Brother anyway. Not only do these unleashed milfs heat up the screen as they enjoy these cocks but there is also some awesome chick on chick action and they don’t rip you off with a lot of useless dialog…just what they need to set the scene.

A very rare yet fully deserved five cocks-up for Summer Bash.

With all the Milf Madness in porn it’s amazing that one very erotic aspect of milfdom is often forgotten and in the background….well it’s not forgotten by MILFVixen.com

Everyone hears milf and pictures soccer moms and youthful dudes and the merging of two genders in their sexual prime. People forget about the younger female friends that drop by to see these moms….the son’s girlfriend getting training sessions on pleasure from the mom etc etc.

PinkandPerfect.com chicks are perfectly magical or have their asses teflon coated…or maybe its just some mystical slut ability they have….

I mean look at the edges on that finger-nail. I’ve seen less lethal looking meat cleavers yet these hot sluts can fingerjam all night long without lacerating themselves and going for embarassing stitches…magic

FuckHerRight.com knows that sometimes when it comes to the pure sluts they have at their site just one wont do….not for the real satisfaction all their models crave.

Thats why these two leggy limber lovelies team up to enjoy this sunbaked stud and make sure they help each other maximize the pleasure they get…double your pleasure double your fun indeed.

Finally a movie with more soul than Terms of Endearment mixed with Shaft and blended with Superfly. Oops, did I say soul? I must be dazed and confused from the smell of all these feet…I meant sole.

That’s right foot fetish flick time…yknow what I mean, those guys who get off on footjobs and whose ancestor’s enjoyed the extra dexterity of their monkey feet when jacking off, and genetic memory carries true cos these dudes totally dig the feel of toes and soles wrapping around their cocks and jacking them with a strength and edge that I guess a handjob just lacks for them.

One of the good things about Foot Traffic 2 compared to some of the other foot fetish flicks I’ve reviewed is that there’s also actual sex in the movie and the sluts in these five scenes totally enjoy getting these dudes cocks slippery and lubed for some foot action with some outstanding blowjobs. These are chicks that obviously love cock whether it’s in their hands, in their mouth, rubbed against their bodies, in their pussies or firmly clamped between the soles of their feet and jacked with their toes. It’s a known fact that the soles of the feet are one of the more sensitive erogenous zones on the female body and that scent and sexuality go hand in hand.

So the combination in this movie when the guys go down on these chicks feet being consumed by the scent and pushing their ’slut-buttons’ as they suck on their toes raises the heat beyond what I presume even the director had anticipated and Foot Traffic 2 gets four cocks-up.

This is one call girl cock-banging that will make you call out when you cum. Sure the chicks could be hotter but the variety and vivacious sexuality more than makes up the balance in beauty and overloads it with orgasmic energy to spare. I mean hell, next time I think about going to the bar to get laid, instead of spending the money on some stupid bitch who might not know how to give head later I wish I could call an agency like this and get such professional service…since just watching it these chicks made me shoot such a heavy load, I can only imagine what they could do in real life.

Sure the idea of calling out for sex is old…it’s probably been around since Alexander Graham Bell gave the second phone he created to his mistress but the heat and sexuality in Charlie Zipless more than make up for the lack of originality in the storyline and title.

Not only do these chicks obviously love cock and get off on being in front of the camera to show their sluttiness but one of the hottest scenes also has some girl-on-girl action that’s good enough for a jack-off session in itself.

All in all, Charlie Zipless is a very solid movie that gives a solid erection and a solid cumshot and gets four solid cocks-up.

Everybody has their kinks, from the straightest dudes to the most perverted, and from the most vanilla chicks to the most slutty ones…

This FuckHerRight.com slut obviously has a no hair fetish as she gets down with these two hairless dudes and their shaved dicks, shaved heads and gets a tonguing before she gets another bald head up her butt.

The number one pick-up spot for milf’s to find the meat they crave is the local mall. These malls always have nutrition stores with protein stackers to make you bigger and stronger…the dream of every young dude and natural bait for milf’s to find their fuck-toys.

MILFVixen.com moms are known to explain to these young dudes that the best protein they can absorb to make them stronger, smarter and faster is gotten by licking a woman to orgasm and snorting up her juices as she cums directly to their brains…and then volunteers to help them out.

Some afternoons those PinkandPerfect.com models obviously can’t wait for the action to start before they begin playing with themselves…

Wild and crazy Stacy here is known for her intensity and if somebody doesn’t stop her then her costume for this set is once again going to have to be changed.

Yeah that’s the ticket.. tell her she’s dirty and needs to be washed, then take her to the bathroom, strip her down totally naked and soap up all of her hot body to ‘make her clean’. Teens dig being clean doncha know

If you try this at home, you MUST make sure to thoroughly clean her pussy by rubbing soap all around those pouty lips and over her clit to turn her on and open up that sexy little bud for an even deeper cleanse. Making her squeaky clean like this will open those pussy floodgates so you can slide your dick (after she’s lubed it with her talented tongue of course) between those folds for one hot dirty ride that smells oh so sweet, just like this lucky bastard is gonna get at Amateur Teen Fuck Fantasies.

This slut doesn’t need to wear the Darth Vader mask…it’s obvious from her skin tone she is consumed by the dark side.

I just wonder if that nerd opened up her Two Moons of Endor and plunged deeply into the dark side himself.

With that cultural wave of entropy known as television inundating us with crap like Swingtown and riding the retro rocket for what it’s worth…MILFVixen.com reminds us that no matter how new it seems, milf is pure 80’s retro…

One of the original first ladies of Milfdom; Tina Turner had everyone, even gramma’s swaying and humming to Private Dancer…this lucky buff black dude gets the reality instead of just the song…here’s to you Tina.

FuckHerRight.com is proof positive that sexuality and sexual style will open doors left and right (especially if your doors are both open) for sluts like this and offer them opportunities galore as they show off what they’ve got.

After all, there is no other way that a nympho that looks as negatively narly as this one could turn us on like she does with that sexual voodoo spell she’s got going.

Being pink enough and perfect enough for PinkandPerfect.com doesn’t come naturally, just like any other facet of the entertainment industry; a good trainer gets good results…

Here in Advanced Pussy Licking 101, Melinda obeys her coach and gets down to delivering 100 laps.

Chubby Chasers 7 is a movie that really lets the good times roll; as a matter of fact there are more rolls in this movie than in the average bakery, but unlike many BBW movies, this one has the advantage in that many of these rolls or at least the sweet pastries inside are also more succulent looking than in the average bakery. My biggest complaint with this movie is they really ripped us off on duration. Perhaps the producers felt that what they lost in length they could make up in girth…in a way they were right cos a couple of the chicks in this movie are damn hot, totally know how to fuck, and are better stacked than the Vatican library.

While I don’t enjoy the idea of storylines in porn, this one could have done with at least some deviation in formula rather than using the same shooting plan each scene. Big boobed curvy chick masturbates, dude comes in, they fuck. Rinse and repeat. Well the chicks in the first and last scenes were hot enough and totally freakin slutty enough that they could’ve at least added an extra cock to the formula. I know if they had asked me, I would’ve done it for free, so it shouldn’t have even been that much of a budget problem. Hey Filmco, next time you make one of these, call on my cock and I will offer it’s services free to improve your movie. Anyways, three nice solid jackable cocks-up for Chubby Chasers 7.

FuckHerRight.com is lucky enough to have scored this very rare picture of the most famous celebrity of the last two hundred plus years, getting in some summertime fun before his busy winter season starts from back in his youth.

That’s right, this is a shot of a very young Kris Kringle (aka Santa Claus) experiencing both naughty and nice in the off-season. What’s that ? You say Santa isn’t a redhead ? I challenge you to check out the 1960’s documentary with Mickey Rooney titled ‘Santa Claus is Coming To Town’…he has the reddest hair of any red-head I have ever seen, and this is undoubtedly him.

Some guys must not own mirrors…that’s the only explanation for idiots like this that we encounter all too often.

Irony of course being; if this guy did own a mirror he would see that he has some pretty fine tits of his own.

Okay, enough of this bullshit. Bobby Rinaldi, I’m calling you out…and Wildlife productions, that’s right, you know I’m talking about you too. Time to find out where you’re based and come down and heads will freakin roll! I am so sick and freakin tired of people titling things as though they are something that they aren’t or something cool (that’s right Will.i.am, I am talking about you and your dumbass name too). Like you could’ve just called this ‘Hot Chicks Fucking’ and people would’ve watched it for that, instead of lying and implying that I’m gonna get to watch some chick constantly getting her holes simultaneously stuffed…especially since your movie didn’t actually have that.

So I start this up, and what do I get for my first scene…just some freaking vanilla sex like I would get to see on Playboy channel during their hardcore movie nights. Okay I figure, they’re just slowly setting the atmosphere or whatever, and then by the end of scene two, sure I’ve seen some anal and pussy fucking, but unless there’s another dude there that’s invisible I sure as hell haven’t seen any double action. So finally more than halfway through the third scene (which is also more than halfway through the movie with the title that implies it’s full of dp action…Liars) we get some dp action happening, and yeah, the chick is totally into it, she’s being hammered hard, then all of a sudden it’s over. Like what the fuck, call this movie Double Tease. The hottest scene comes next, and to give an example of how mistitled this movie is, it doesn’t even have any dudes in it. The heat factor on it is way up though cos the two chicks are obviously totally into each other, and I’m sure if you’re watching it, this is where you’ll blow your load. For being such liars, and mistitling their movie, Double Play gets only one cock-up, and if you watch it for the double action, be sure not to blink. Otherwise kudos to the chick on chick action in this movie.

When people have idealized a personification of envy or jealousy, they have always for thousands of years depicted these passions as female in nature…yet another stereotype that rings true.

Women, and housewives in particular, are light years beyond the women and housewives from 50 years ago…spending their time tanning and fucking instead of making sure the place is clean and the T-bone is cooked properly. If those milf’s from yesteryear weren’t so old or dead now I’m sure the green-eyed monster of envy would consume them and MILFVixen.com would turn into a catfight site.

PinkandPerfect.com knows what we want to see in both porn and real life, and they consistently show us what we want to see and in the ways that we want to see it…

I mean personally, any time I go in the living room I want to see some big-titted chick ramming a big dildo in her pussy…unfortunately wanting and having aren’t the same thing, but they are at PinkandPerfect.com.

This FuckHerRight.com picture reminds me of #763 on my list of 1,000 things to do before I die…

Thing to do before I die #763: Go to Texas, find a woman that owns a ranch, get ready to fuck her and as I spread her pussy lips say, “My that’s a mighty fine spread you’ve got there ma’am”.

Now don’t get me wrong, in no way shape or form am I a racist, I just see things in the same way as Bruce Springsteen…and there ain’t nothing wrong with that. Anyways, when I picture American creampies in my head, I see blonde blue-eyed all-American cheerleader types getting gangbanged by whatever team they’re cheering for (or whatever team happens to be around) and while American Cream Pie 2 is a hot movie in it’s own right; it does fall short of my stereotypical expectations.

Now the beginning of each of these scenes is totally fucked up and convinces me that the director’s for American Cream Pie 2 were majorly messed up on drugs…each scene you have two chicks pretending that they are tied up to these chairs and manage to break their bonds…then like any escaped captive; they strip down and start masturbating (like what the fuck man?). Anyways whether these chicks are American or not, they are certainly the type of chicks that belong in porn, because their slutty natures come through the screen full force at you, and speaking of full force, that’s also the way that they like to be fucked. Anyone who says women can’t share should check this out cos for the most part they’re very good about sharing cock for each of these lucky dudes in all five scenes. Overall except for the idiotic beginnings (which you can fast-scan) American Cream Pie 2 was a great and very creamy movie and gets four cream-shooting cocks-up.

Milf supreme model Vicky Vette covers every possible angle at MILFVixen.com, with her mini vibrator and short string of anal beads, Vicky’s bag is always full of fun.

PinkandPerfect.com is filled with the juiciest and most succulent pink pussies you can find…just like this one.

This horny model is spreading her pussy lips as wide as she can to show us she’s always ready, willing and open for some thick meaty cock to pound that hungry inviting pussy.

Blonde bimbos may not be good for much, but they sure know how to ride cock and work it skilfully with their pussies, mouths, hands and asses…oh, and for those with the fetish, they’ll sometimes go to town on your rod with their dainty little feet too.

This FuckHerRight.com babe is working it to the max showing us how to properly position her body for maximum penetration and G-spot stimulation.  She’s a real gusher when she gets going, and this lucky stud sure knows how to push the right buttons to get those sweet juices flowing.