The wonderful world of the internet…nowhere else can you experience so many anal retentive geeks getting hung up on details that just dont matter….

You can just picture this dude ending up dead for hassling these chicks’ pimp for his money back and not letting it go….and to have passed up a couple big titted fuck-toys like this he deserves the bullet in the head he’s going to get.

Over at FuckHerRight.com they make me laugh at one of the things I always find funny about porn…

How many freakin hotel rooms have been used for porn shoots?  Like dude, I have totally lost count of how many hotel rooms I have seen in different porn sessions…Mr T may pity da fool, but I pity da maid.

Yknow, being a lesbian probably sucks, you spend your whole life trying to avoid having sex with a cock, even though you play with toys that look like cocks, and generally you’re a fuck up.

But the one thing you can always envy about lesbians is they never have a hard time figuring what to have for dinner…it’s tuna every night baby!  Now that’s a PinkandPerfect.com dinner for two.

Sun is shining in the sky…there ain’t a cloud in sight…Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama…Key Largo, Montego…

Dude, seeing these pics with bodies in the sun and the tans on the naked bodies…pictures like these from MILFVixen.com are what tourism boards for these summer resorts should have.  Even if people can’t afford the vacation, they will sure want the brochures.