Da Da…Da…Da…Dadadada…Doodooloodoo..
Wow man, this guy plummets to depths that even Jaws would envy as he ravishes some tuna.

Unlike the last couple days this is one time when someone shows that real depth is part of fucking her right at FuckHerRight.com

Dude this guy shouldnt be at the theater watching porn he should be in the damned movie himself. Like seriously if a chick wasn’t scared off by it she would be all over it and there’s obviously room for more than one….porn producers dream come true as well as slutty porn stars dream come true…whatta waste.

Do you know what March means? Think of hot sandy beaches, college students, late nights, parties, alcohol, beads, etc… okay, so did you get it yet?

Yep, that’s right.. March means SPRING BREAK!! And we all know what THAT means! Hot sweaty bodies in skimpy bikinis, repressed chicks who have been working soooo hard during the first part of the year that they DESERVE to go wild on the beach, get nekkid and fuck every hot guy in sight! I love Spring Break, all the crazy college students who have been sexually pent up worrying about their studies use it as a perfect excuse to party hard and fuck even harder. This slutty college babe is used to sinking her teeth into the books, but not for Spring Break, that brings out the cockslut in her! Bring it on! I don’t even go to college and I can’t wait for Spring Break to start!!

FingerBang Jan

Exsqueeze me, I thought porn was supposed to be hot or a turn-on. Sure, everybody’s got their little kinks and fetishes (if this is a kink it sure is a little one) but this movie makes me think that I’m watching some comedy made by the Wayans family (yknow the Scary movie dudes) when they were all whacked out on some weird shit after spending too many hours playing their gnomes on world of warcraft.

Like sure there’s sex in this, but man it’s hard to believe these are actually real people…sure they’re supposed to be aliens, but it still doesn’t make it sexy. If I wanna watch a movie about alien sex, then count me in to be like Captain Kirk and get to fuck all these big-titted blue skinned exotic looking chicks that stand taller than my knee, not something that looks like it should be a garden gnome in my front yard.

All I know is, after watching this movie, I totally gotta go check out a movie for tomorrow before I’m scarred for life and I will leave you with the words of our modern day sage and bard Randy Newman; “Short people got no reason to live…they got beady little eyes…don’t want no short people…you gotta pick em up just to say hello…they got little voices going squeak squeak…”

Well you get my point, but Double Midgetation doesn’t get any, zero cocks-up.