A lot of people figure that these chicks in these pics have no idea what website or whatever they are actually posing for…

Obviously this oh so sweet super-slut knew she was posing for FuckHerRight.com as she looks up at him quizzically wondering ‘hey dude, the tit-fuck feels good but to fuck me right you gotta be slamming in my pussy’.

Another example that people really need to shop around when searching for their essential furnishing needs. If this pained patron had looked around he would’ve discovered that a couple of large breasted swedes would’ve filled his furnishing and therapeutic needs far better than some malaysian sweat shop.

With yesterday’s review of Butt Munchers and today’s review of Foot Traffic I am no longer sure whether the big O in sex-talk refers to the word orgasm or Olfactory. I mean wow, like people totally get off on the smell of sweat…after watching these movies, I bet the reason Kate Hudson bitched about Matthew McConaughey was that he was making her have spontaneous orgasms and totally wetting herself and that must’ve been her problem with his b.o. (which also I now assume stands for big orgasm).

Okay…now I can get how maybe somebody can be all fucked up and just going wild with whatever but I guess this movie is also geared to people who have a stocking fetish…personally I can’t see the taste of nylon getting me off, but whatever. We get three thole thucking thcenes of some cock and cum-crazed nymphos who totally get off on getting their toes sucked and nibbled and are more than happy to return the favor of having their feet fondled fetish catered to with some lust-driven sucking and fucking for the lucky dude who also obviously was getting pumped up from the pungent smell and taste of these babes peds.

Foot Traffic boggles me with the amount of odor-driven orgasms inundating porn but nevertheless gets itself three satisfied cocks-up.

So the other day my cousin asked me if I ever get tired of looking at and watching porn. We were having one of those ‘I haven’t seen you in over a year, what have you been up to?’ kinda conversations, so I told her. Her first response was ‘Oh my God that’s PERFECT!’. See, she knows the kind of dirty mind I have…

I guess everyone gets jaded on things if they do them long enough, but to me, I don’t think I’ll EVER get sick of porn. Watching hot naked bodies fucking and getting it on DEFINITELY still turns me on, and sometimes I learn new techniques to try on my boyfriend or (if I have one at the time) girlfriend. Of course, the kind of porn I REALLY love usually has beautiful babes, well-hung guys and LOTS of action, not just a suck here and a fuck there, they enjoy what they’re doing, just like this slutty camper over at Cherry Filled Sex. I swear, they’ve got all the right moves over there, and plenty of content to jerk your load to.

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