Grrrrrrr….man…if we could take chicks and capsulize one hormonic era of their lives for them it would have to be those 30-something super-sluts. Cock-craving mamas like this one at MILFVixen.com just get totally lost in a frenzy of fucking man…like this babe is gonna explode like TNT.

La la la la la la…oh doesn’t everything look so perfect and virginal at this PinkandPerfect.com photo shoot? Yknow what…nothing is perfect about pink pussies on virgins…give me the PinkandPerfect.com chicks who are the ultra cock-craving nasty nymphos that every chick can be.

Yknow, I was at the mega-huge new drugstore the other day and they totally had all these whirly and funky twisty far-out new types of condoms for sale. Now spring is in the air and lust is flying with the birds and the bees so I’m taking advantage of this moment to remind you all that if you’re gonna fuck right like these guys at FuckHerRight.com make sure you use both heads and wear protection, especially since you can get it in all sorts of crazy far-out forms now.

Eddy is getting a chance to discover the new republican plan for making sure that America has less AIDs victims and homeless than any other country. That’s right! The employment of HIV+ hookers by the government to give out free fucks (and viruses) to the homeless in return for black market opium in order to deal with their pain while they die. Here’s to another perfect republican presidency in 2008.