Dude….as if….unfortunately right wing fascist America that we live in now is like totally wayyy too conservative for us to have such a cool place to hang and bang. Something like this you gotta go to eastern Germany or some equally debauched disneyland of decadence out there in nowadays euro-slut Europe. But as far as a fantastical fantasyland to fuck in, Club Godiva is a place and a movie that will roxor your boxers.

Five scenes of the most sweet-ass place in the world to take a load off your feet and some other places that you totally need to get a load off of. Hot chicks willing, ready and eager to fulfill any fantasies that come into their club (mainstream ones anyway) and sizzle onto your screen as they hungrily gobble cock and in one particular super hot scene we get treated to some noisy finger banging and labia on labia action for a lucky customer’s pleasure.

All in all Club Godiva was a decent flick with better than average production values and the number one super seller for all movies, chicks that loved to fuck and gets a fantastical four cocks-up.
Damn tho, they really need to open one of these type of clubs over here.

Lots of super-slut soccer moms stoke their fires at the local gym by finding fuck toys amongst the workout boys. This ultra nympho from MILFVixen.com is about to stoke the fire in her sun and explode her 30-something cravings with this lucky stud she’s picked up.

As well as some perfectly pink pussies, PinkandPerfect.com has some pretty perfect poses. In my opinion any time I walk in a room any chick in there should be sitting like this, legs spread and pussy ready for whatever I want to do with it (except the ugly ones) (unless they have a bag over their head).

I bet that if chicks in porn ever got unionized the first thing they would look into doing if they are smart (so they probably wouldn’t) is find their own Mister Whipple….

Can’t you just picture you’re shooting a porn movie and the dude’s getting too gropey (in a Schwarzenegger way) and some old guy comes running out “Don’t squeeze the melons” (of course it would work better if the actresses name was Charmin and I don’t think you’ll find anybody named that outside of porn or stripping)